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WELDING & WEDDING: An engineer was asked:  "What is the Technical Difference between welding and wedding ...." He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.......In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever;  whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks  forever ..." For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES Christian jokes Q: however do youngsters from city pay the primary week of the college year? A: learning the Miranda Rights Q: however does one recognize you're in Arlington? A: once you pull up to a red lightweight, you roll up your windows! Q: Did you hear concerning the facility outage within the city library? A: Thirty individuals were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours. Q: What will the typical student from city get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: what's the definition of sexual activity down in city, Texas? A: putting signs on the animals that kick. letter of the alphabet: Why do individuals from city have TGIF on

He was pruning  the plants. Sitting in the posh arbour of international school, heat and dust didn't seem to affect him. "Ganga das,principal ma'am wants to see you right now" The last two words of peon had lots of emphasis on them,trying to make it sound like an urgency. He quickly got up,washed and wiped his hands and headed towards principal's room. The walk from the garden to the office seemed never ending, his heart was almost jumping out of his chest. He was trying all the permutation n combination , figuring out as to what has gone wrong that she wants to see him urgently. He was a sincere worker and never shirked away from his duties. *knock knock*..." Madam,you called me?" "Come inside..."an authoritative voice laced with crispness made him further nervous, Salt n pepper hair, tied neatly in a french knot, a designer sari-sober and very classic,glasses resting on the bridge of her nose... She pointed out towards a paper k

1 pyaar krne wale couple's ne suicide krne ki soochi. ladke ne  pehle jump kr diya . ladki ne apni aankh band kr li .,...aur return chali gayi.  ladke ne hawa me perashoot khola aur chillaya : Pata tha kamini #chudail tu nhi koodegi. Bs uss hi din se sub ne "ladies" first kehna shuru kr diya. For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES What do you call jokes Q. Why do ducks fly over city upper side down? A. there is nothing price raping on! Q: what's the distinction between an individual from city and a baby? A: The baby can stop whining when for a while. Q: what is the solely issue that grows in Arlington? A: The Crime Rate! Q: What square measure the sole 2 seasons in Arlington? A: soccer and Construction. Q: Why did not the possum cross the road? A: as a result of in city he is the opposite white meat! Q: Why are not individuals from city allowed into ocean World? A: as a result of fishing poles don't seem to be allowed! Q: however will Associate in Nur

*लडकी* : " पापा जी... आपसे एक महत्वपूर्ण बात करनी है..." *पिता* : " बोलो बेटा ....." *लडकी* : " मैं एक लड़के से प्यार करती हूँ और वह अमेरिका में रहता है . *पिता* : " लेकिन बेटा... तुम इससे कहाँ मिली...? " *लड़की* : " WEBSITE पर  हमारी जन पहचान हुयी... FACEBOOK पर हम दोनों दोस्त बने... SKYPE पर उसने मुझे propose किया और WHATSAPP पर हमने दो महीने तक प्यार की बाते की..." *पिता* : " ओह !! Really....? तो अब TWITTER पर  शादी करलो... FLIPKART से बच्चे  मंगवालो... GMAIL से रिसीव कर लो... और finally अगर पति पसंद नहीं आया तो ... OLX पे बेच डालो !!!!!!! अकेले हँसना मना है... दूसरों को भेज कर उन्हें भी हंसाइये.. नया है भेजो भेजो One killer joke .. 😜 😜😜😜😜 Santa- Aap mujhe Sanskrit seekha do. Pandit- Kyon ? Santa - Devtaon ki bhasha hai. Swarg mein kaam aegi. Pandit - Agar narak gaye toh? Santa - Punjabi toh aati hi hai. For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES Inapprop

For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES Jewish jokes Q: what's the definition of a Ann Arbor virgin? A: an unsightly twelve year previous WHO will run her brothers. Q: What do tornadoes and folks from Ann Arbor have in common? A: They each find yourself in trailer parks. Q: what is the very first thing associate Ann Arbor woman will once she wakes up within the morning? A: Walks home. Q: Why do not ladies play hide and get in Ann Arbor? A: nobody would hunt for them. Q: what is the advantage of being married to an individual from Ann Arbor? A: you'll be able to park in incapacitated zones. Q: however does one understand that vocalist isn't dead? A: he is still registered to choose Ann Arbor! Q: What happens once a minority commits against the law in Ann Arbor? A: Another minority goes to jail for it! The Ann Arbor News says anthropomorphically is associate opined thatch cheaper than prescription pills. i feel it is a narcotic that destroys families and communities.

This is unlimited 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rahul Gandhi, dukandaar se : Printer ka paper dena. Dukandaar : A4? Rahul : A for Apple. Tu paper de jaldi! For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES Little johnny jokes Q: What do folks from Ann Arbor and a bottle of brew have in common? A: They’re each empty from the neck up. Q: Why do folks from Ann Arbor keep their permit on their dashboards? A: so that they will park in handicap areas. Q: however do youngsters from Ann Arbor pay the primary week of the varsity year? A: finding out the Miranda Rights Q: however does one understand you're in Ann Arbor? A: once you pull up to a red light-weight, you roll up your windows! Q: Did you hear regarding the facility outage within the Ann Arbor library? A: Thirty folks were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours. Q: What will the common student from Ann Arbor get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: what's the definition of sexual activity down in Ann Arbor? A: inserting signs on the animals that kick. lett

Finest Humor On Modi लाइफ में कोई पार्टनर जरूर होना चाहिए, नहीं तो "मन की बात" रेडियो पर करनी पड़ती है।। साला, समझ मे नही आ रहा ये मौसम कौन सा चल रहा है... मच्छर काट रहे है... कम्बल भी औढ़ रहे हैं.. पंखा भी चला रहे हैं... नहा गरम पानी से रहे है.. और पी ठंडा पानी रहे हैं.... बाहर रेनकोट ले कर जाते हैं और पसीने से भीग के आते हैं  ।।।। लगता है कोनो फिरकी ले रहा हैं.... Ache Din Joomla Smallest Story about demonetisation To hunt crocodiles, the water was drained from the pond. No crocodiles were found because they can live on land too. But all the small fish died. Humor On Indian Development This Is What The West Thinks Of Indian Media Reducing Modi To A Joomla? For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES Funny jokes for adults Q: What do anthropomorphically and jaywalking have in common? A: they are each extralegal, except in Ann Arbor. Q: Why do solely Caucasians get into hockey fi

इंटरवल के बाद अँधेरे में अपनी सीट की ओर लौटती महिला ने कोने वाली सीट पर बैठे व्यक्ति से पुछा, " भाई साहब, क्या बाहर जाते समय मैंने गलती से आपका पैर कुचल दिया था?" दर्शक (गुस्से में) - "हाँ, कुचला था।अब क्या माफ़ी मांग रही हैं?" महिला - "माफ़ी वाफी नहीं भैया, इसका मतलब मेरी सीट इसी लाइन में है।" *हनीप्रीत नेपाल की जगह अगर लंदन भागती तो...*  *विजय माल्या उसे पापा की कमी महसूस नहीं होने देता Best Wife Humor *Dharam Pita*.. not real father. 👨🏻 *Dharam Maa*... not real mother. *Dharam Putra*.. not real son. *Dharam Bhai*..... not real brother. *Dharam Behan*... not real sister. But how this zabardast mistake happened? *Dharam PATNI*.. means REAL WIFE. *Pata Karo Shashtro Main Kahan Galti Huyi... !!* For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES Black people joks Q: Why do not youngsters from Ann Arbor become doctors? A: as a result of you cannot write prescriptions in paint....SATES Q: Why do ducks fly over Ann Arbor top