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*लडकी* :
" पापा जी...
आपसे एक महत्वपूर्ण
बात करनी है..."

*पिता* :
" बोलो बेटा ....."

*लडकी* :
" मैं एक लड़के से
प्यार करती हूँ
और
वह अमेरिका में रहता है .

*पिता* :
" लेकिन बेटा...
तुम
इससे कहाँ मिली...? "

*लड़की* :
" WEBSITE पर
 हमारी जन पहचान हुयी...

FACEBOOK पर
हम दोनों दोस्त बने...

SKYPE पर
उसने
मुझे propose किया

और

WHATSAPP पर
हमने दो महीने तक
प्यार की बाते की..."

*पिता* :
" ओह !! Really....?
तो
अब
TWITTER
पर  शादी करलो...

FLIPKART से
बच्चे  मंगवालो...

GMAIL से
रिसीव कर लो...

और

finally
अगर
पति
पसंद नहीं आया तो ...

OLX पे
बेच डालो !!!!!!!

अकेले हँसना मना है...

दूसरों को भेज कर
उन्हें भी हंसाइये..
नया है भेजो भेजो

One killer joke ..
😜 😜😜😜😜
Santa- Aap mujhe Sanskrit seekha do.

Pandit- Kyon ?

Santa - Devtaon ki bhasha hai. Swarg mein kaam aegi.

Pandit - Agar narak gaye toh?

Santa - Punjabi toh aati hi hai.


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Inappropriate jokes

Career Day It's career day in telemetry college wherever every student talks regarding what their dado will. very little Rebel is last, and at last the teacher calls on him to speak regarding his dado. Rebel involves the front of the category. 'My dads may be a dancer at a gay bar. He takes to the air his garments for different men, and if they pay him enough cash, he goes into the alley and performs sex acts on them.' The teacher is afraid, and he or she concerns associate early recess for the remainder of the category. She sits down with Rebel and asks him if this can be extremely true regarding his dado. Rebel says; 'No, however i used to be too embarrassed to mention he is associate assistant coach for the Michigan Wolverines.'

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