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WELDING & WEDDING:

An engineer was asked:  "What is the Technical Difference between welding and wedding ...."
He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.......In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever;  whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks
 forever ..."



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Q: however do youngsters from city pay the primary week of the college year? A: learning the Miranda Rights Q: however does one recognize you're in Arlington? A: once you pull up to a red lightweight, you roll up your windows! Q: Did you hear concerning the facility outage within the city library? A: Thirty individuals were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours. Q: What will the typical student from city get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: what's the definition of sexual activity down in city, Texas? A: putting signs on the animals that kick. letter of the alphabet: Why do individuals from city have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes move into First! Q. Why do they sell such a large amount of button-fly jeans in Arlington? A. as a result of the sheep will hear the zippers a mile away. Q: what's the definition of a city virgin? A: an unpleasant twelve year previous United Nations agency will run her brothers. Q: What do tornadoes and folks from city have in common? A: They each find yourself in trailer parks. Q: however do they separate the boys from the boys in city, Texas? A: With a restraining order. Q: what is the very first thing Associate in Nursing city woman will once she wakes up within the morning? A: Walks home.

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