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लाइफ में कोई पार्टनर जरूर होना चाहिए,
नहीं तो
"मन की बात"
रेडियो पर करनी पड़ती है।।



साला,
समझ मे नही आ रहा ये मौसम कौन सा चल रहा है...

मच्छर काट रहे है...
कम्बल भी औढ़ रहे हैं..
पंखा भी चला रहे हैं...
नहा गरम पानी से रहे है..
और पी ठंडा पानी रहे हैं....

बाहर रेनकोट ले कर जाते हैं

और पसीने से भीग के आते हैं  ।।।।

लगता है कोनो फिरकी ले रहा हैं....


Ache Din Joomla


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