Short Funny Hindi Jokes

WELDING & WEDDING: An engineer was asked:  "What is the Technical Difference between welding and wedding ...." He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.......In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever;  whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks  forever ..." For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES Christian jokes Q: however do youngsters from city pay the primary week of the college year? A: learning the Miranda Rights Q: however does one recognize you're in Arlington? A: once you pull up to a red lightweight, you roll up your windows! Q: Did you hear concerning the facility outage within the city library? A: Thirty individuals were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours. Q: What will the typical student from city get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: what's the definition of sexual activity down in city, Texas? A: putting signs on the animals that kick. letter of the alphabet: Why do individuals from city have TGIF on ...

He was pruning  the plants. Sitting in the posh arbour of international school, heat and dust didn't seem to affect him. "Ganga das,principal ma'am wants to see you right now" The last two words of peon had lots of emphasis on them,trying to make it sound like an urgency. He quickly got up,washed and wiped his hands and headed towards principal's room. The walk from the garden to the office seemed never ending, his heart was almost jumping out of his chest. He was trying all the permutation n combination , figuring out as to what has gone wrong that she wants to see him urgently. He was a sincere worker and never shirked away from his duties. *knock knock*..." Madam,you called me?" "Come inside..."an authoritative voice laced with crispness made him further nervous, Salt n pepper hair, tied neatly in a french knot, a designer sari-sober and very classic,glasses resting on the bridge of her nose... She pointed out towards a paper k...

1 pyaar krne wale couple's ne suicide krne ki soochi. ladke ne  pehle jump kr diya . ladki ne apni aankh band kr li .,...aur return chali gayi.  ladke ne hawa me perashoot khola aur chillaya : Pata tha kamini #chudail tu nhi koodegi. Bs uss hi din se sub ne "ladies" first kehna shuru kr diya. For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES What do you call jokes Q. Why do ducks fly over city upper side down? A. there is nothing price raping on! Q: what's the distinction between an individual from city and a baby? A: The baby can stop whining when for a while. Q: what is the solely issue that grows in Arlington? A: The Crime Rate! Q: What square measure the sole 2 seasons in Arlington? A: soccer and Construction. Q: Why did not the possum cross the road? A: as a result of in city he is the opposite white meat! Q: Why are not individuals from city allowed into ocean World? A: as a result of fishing poles don't seem to be allowed! Q: however will Associate in Nur...

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For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES Jewish jokes Q: what's the definition of a Ann Arbor virgin? A: an unsightly twelve year previous WHO will run her brothers. Q: What do tornadoes and folks from Ann Arbor have in common? A: They each find yourself in trailer parks. Q: what is the very first thing associate Ann Arbor woman will once she wakes up within the morning? A: Walks home. Q: Why do not ladies play hide and get in Ann Arbor? A: nobody would hunt for them. Q: what is the advantage of being married to an individual from Ann Arbor? A: you'll be able to park in incapacitated zones. Q: however does one understand that vocalist isn't dead? A: he is still registered to choose Ann Arbor! Q: What happens once a minority commits against the law in Ann Arbor? A: Another minority goes to jail for it! The Ann Arbor News says anthropomorphically is associate opined thatch cheaper than prescription pills. i feel it is a narcotic that...

This is unlimited 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rahul Gandhi, dukandaar se : Printer ka paper dena. Dukandaar : A4? Rahul : A for Apple. Tu paper de jaldi! For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES Little johnny jokes Q: What do folks from Ann Arbor and a bottle of brew have in common? A: They’re each empty from the neck up. Q: Why do folks from Ann Arbor keep their permit on their dashboards? A: so that they will park in handicap areas. Q: however do youngsters from Ann Arbor pay the primary week of the varsity year? A: finding out the Miranda Rights Q: however does one understand you're in Ann Arbor? A: once you pull up to a red light-weight, you roll up your windows! Q: Did you hear regarding the facility outage within the Ann Arbor library? A: Thirty folks were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours. Q: What will the common student from Ann Arbor get on his SAT? A: Drool. Q: what's the definition of sexual activity down in Ann Arbor? A: inserting signs on the animals that kick. lett...

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